Dirty Hetalia Headcanons
WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS.

HOW THE—

WHO THE—

WE MADE IT TO 100 FOLLOWERS.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

PARTY TIME

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-Ayla

PS: Seriously, I need more submissions guys. I’ll see if I missed any and if I can come up with anything suitable as well ;D but send in your headcanons!

I have the impression that Toris would be the one that is controlling in his relationship with Belarus.
Submitted by animus-owen.

I have the impression that Toris would be the one that is controlling in his relationship with Belarus.

Submitted by animus-owen.

Hey Everyone

New coadmin Tini here, just figured I’d drop a post as an official self introduction. I’ve known Ayla for almost two years now (will be two in December) and throughout all that time, we’ve been Hetalian friends. Recently there have been fandomshifts into Homestuck (dear god don’t pull out the knives yet! Let me really make an ass of myself first!) but we still both adore Hetalia.

I have no intentions to encroach on Ayla’s propriety here, she’s still the mastermind behind this blog. All I’m going to be doing is helping out. And occasionally messing with her nonheadcanon posts. Y’know, the usual stuff coadmins do - clean out the message inbox, help find pictures, keep the queue with something in it, [comment rescinded - graphic description that would make some of the Dirty Hetalia Confessions seem tame] to Ayla…

Y’know. The usual stuff.

So… yeah. Later~ <3

Pirate England is the best England.

And America agrees.

Pirate England is the best England.

And America agrees.

Pole dancing turns Ivan on, but dancing around his pipe is a completely different story.

Pole dancing turns Ivan on, but dancing around his pipe is a completely different story.

Whoa, been way too long…

Holy fuck, guys, I am /so/ sorry about taking such a long time. College and work have been on my ass, but it’s no excuse! Part of it was that I was just too flipping tired, too. I’m going to try to keep up again, but luckily I have my awesome moisprit Tini here, who is going to help as my new co-admin!

This is Tini’s bitch

Tini’s sub

Tini’s sexy lover

Ayla signing out!

Edit: GDI TINI

Germany, being a perfectionist, is an incredibly devoted lover. He&#8217;ll stop at nothing to please his partner.
Submitted by Anonymous

Germany, being a perfectionist, is an incredibly devoted lover. He’ll stop at nothing to please his partner.

Submitted by Anonymous

Though Canada is often quiet and somewhat shy normally, he is not quiet and shy with his lovers. France was once his Papa, after all.~
Submitted by Anonymous

Though Canada is often quiet and somewhat shy normally, he is not quiet and shy with his lovers. France was once his Papa, after all.~

Submitted by Anonymous

Germany loves it when Italy calls him &#8216;Master&#8217; and tries to beg in German.
Submitted by Anonymous

Germany loves it when Italy calls him ‘Master’ and tries to beg in German.

Submitted by Anonymous

Matthew appears innocent and harmless, but it&#8217;s quite the opposite when sex is in question&#8230;
Submitted by animus-owen

Matthew appears innocent and harmless, but it’s quite the opposite when sex is in question…

Submitted by animus-owen